When they first announced the A-Team remake ages ago, it sounded like just about as promising an idea as revisiting The Dukes of Hazard (which they actually managed to make worse), or walking in front of a moving bus. After all, it’s not easy to find actors with the kind of dramatic range it takes to act like you’re deathly afraid of flying, while simultaneously wearing excessive amounts of gold jewelry, and lord knows the actual Mr. T is far too old (not to mention busy ridding the world of pesky trees) to have any part of it.