Aerial - The Sentinel

January 30th, 2007 by lars garvey

The fact that the members of Aerial were coherent enough after the past year to write an album like the Sentinel is a feat in and of itself. They recorded their first album, Black Rain From The Bombing, toured Sweden, toured Europe, supported the likes of Mono, Bell Orchestre, and Arab Strap, and wrote and recorded the Sentinel - all in a year. Stamina like that is something you rarely see outside of horse races or celebrity sex tapes, and should be admired, especially in light of the end product it produced.

Imagine the product of several open relationships, lost nights, stained sheets, and empty, broken bottles of Jameson involving Mono, Explosions in the Sky, and The End Will Be Kicks and you get about as close as you can get to what the Sentinel radiates, particularly when using others’ accomplishments as signposts. Aerial weave a dense symphony of guitars, fluid and dynamic, yet perfectly in stride with their bass and drum counterparts, gently washing over and alongside them without drowning them out, without denying them their own individuality and presence – and with such a distinct standpoint, one that allows them assured footing on their own turf, and not on the shoulders of others.

The record starts off with people talking, and, like those wonderful people who come to shows just to have conversations about who is no longer welcome in their company right next to you, their voices straining and rising over the music (usually with some annoying twinge to their tone), it doesn’t stop, not even when the fragile guitars start, bleeding into an equally delicate voice. Not until the closing seconds of the opener are we left alone with Aerial’s creations, a subtle shift over to ‘My God, It’s Full Of Stars’ and the Sentinel starts its ascent.

It’s almost useless to try and talk of the work of post-rock bands, even ones with indie leanings such as Aerial, without wanting to lavishly layer superlatives throughout unending sentences, as if one can only capture the essence of the creation by mimicking the lengthy structuring of the guitars, and elongated framework of the songs. Other than hopefully creating a flowing series of sentences of aligned adjectives and competent authorship, you don’t really get much of a sense of the music itself. How many times can you use the words ‘epic’, ‘cinematic’, or ‘atmospheric’ when discussing the guitars, the presence of the vocals, the powerful undertow of the bass, and the present, yet lost flow of the drums?

Luckily, instead of reading endless lines of my failed articulations, It’s a Trap (the most authoritative Scandinavian music site anywhere on the interweb), in association with Nomethod Records, have put up the mp3 of ‘You Will All Die, All Things Will’, and a high quality one at that - none of that 128 kbit/s nonsense. If this song cannot convince you of the talent present in Aerial’s most recent project, then there is something deeply troubled in your soul, and you were born lacking an overabundance of wonder. Don’t worry, I’m sure smooth jazz will be able to rather accurately paint the soundtrack for the rest of your uninspired days.

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Smokin’ Aces

January 27th, 2007 by lars garvey

There were many flagrant reasons to disregard this film as a simple minded venture into the violent world of action films: Rotten Tomatoes rated it on opening night at 29%, the average reader rating on the Washington Post’s review is one star out of five, and Smokin’ Aces stars not only Common, better known for his musical endeavors, but also fellow musician-turned-actor Alicia Keys. Despite all of this, I walked into the cinema with decently high expectations (seriously, how can you completely disregard any film with Ryan Reynolds in it? Let alone one also featuring Jason Bateman?), and those expectations were met and surpassed.

With movies like Smokin’ Aces there is only one real goal - to entertain, and it follows through on its ambitions. From segments of extreme, over-the-top violence, reminiscent of another great beyond-over-the-top action film Running Scared, to the bizarre nature of the Tremor Brothers (three of the many hit men going after the six figure bounty placed on Vegas entertainer turned state’s witness Buddy ‘Aces’ Israel’s head), Smokin’ Aces delivers over and over again. There are faults: occasional flat patches of dialogue in an otherwise snappy flick, strange schizophrenic pannings between scenes of gore and savagery to shots of human pain and sentimentality overlaid with atmospheric piano, but the film has far too much going for it to get bogged down with small details. Like the final minutes of True Romance stretched out into a feature length film, with obvious cues taken from both Quentin Tarantino and Guy Richie (though these influences remain merely influences and fail to find their own voice or deliver like Pulp Fiction or Snatch), Aces allows us to gleefully throw logic out of the window and watch 50 caliber bullets tear through hotel windows and FBI agents, a man fall on a chainsaw, and witness some of the most depraved and bestial characters all compete for our attention as this film shamelessly pushes onwards through more scenes of brutality, wit, and plot twists.

No, this film will not be remembered as a ‘classic’, nor even a ‘cult classic’, but it should be remembered for being one that delivered on its promise - it entertained. I laughed, I was able to look on as blood covered elevators, hotel rooms and Ryan Reynolds’ face, and the film looked great, wonderfully displayed in colorful and contrasted tones. My heart strings were left untugged, but my love of fast paced action movies, splatter filled shoot outs, and the bizarre were completely indulged in this strange orgy of a motion picture. I may have only given it a three out of five, but those are lovingly filled stars.

Friday nights at the cinema should leave you walking out of a movie unable to truly determine which scene was your favorite, which bit of punchy dialogue made you laugh the most, and, ultimately, to not make you wish you could have that $10 back (or more if you bought the $5 soda and $5 popcorn with synthetic butter flavored syrup). Smokin’ Aces is just that type of film; the perfect embodiment of our collective need to see eccentric abandon on the silver screen.

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[ingenting] - Mycket Väsen För Ingenting

January 26th, 2007 by lars garvey

Despite their home bases in Stockholm and Malmö, Labrador Records has shied away from signing Swedish bands that sing in their native language. That was until the arrival of [ingenting] in 2004. Taking cues from varying artists such as the Velvet Underground, the sunnier side of the Pixies, and the Beach Boys, [ingenting] became “the first band singing in Swedish that’s been amazing enough to be released on Labrador,” as proclaimed by the label. They remain, three years later, the only band on the roster who sing in their mother tongue.

Mycket Väsen För Ingenting, the latest effort from the Swedish popsters, only solidifies the correctness of Labrador’s retreat on its unofficial policy against bands singing in Swedish. While this rather limits the band’s reach in some respects, especially for all of you who like to sing along quite loudly to songs in the privacy of your shower, car, or room, the music itself is strong enough to demand attention. Bands like Sigur Rós and, to a lesser extent, fellow Swedes Kent have found success despite the world’s limited understanding of Swedish and Sigur Rós’ Hopelandic, and I don’t see why [ingenting] wouldn’t be able to find a place in a few non-Swedish hearts.

Starting Mycket Väsen För Ingenting off with a song of the same title, quite content to skip hand in hand along with the garage rock stylings of the aforementioned Velvet Underground, the record slips so easily and effortlessly between a number of sounds as you pass down through the tracklist. ‘Punkdrömmar’ grabs your attention with a far more ‘typical’ Swedish pop-rock approach, just to introduce us to their love of the Pixies (most likely focused around the wonderful ‘Here Comes Your Man’) displayed in songs like ‘Lisa sa’ and ‘Suzanne (vi kan inte gå hand i hand)’.

Despite the obvious effect of other bands on [ingenting]’s song writing process, the band remains determinedly original and very Scandinavian, obviously so on ‘Släpp in solen’, originally released on Sommardagboken to, as the band hoped, be a great summer song and “accompany the sunrises, the full moon and the ocean mist.” Quite a poetic venture, and one, despite its somewhat overly-sentimental overtones, that pays off.

Overall, regardless of your familiarity with the wonderful Swedish language (which I was lucky enough to learn during my time in Stockholm), Mycket Väsen För Ingenting is a solid and inspired record. Combining a number of influences and intertwining them with their own Scandinivian pop sensibilities, [ingenting] have created a record that reveals more and more of itself with repeated listening, living up to their label’s powerful proclamation that the record is “a slightly schizophrenic and highly wonderful collection of songs that tastes of the Swedish country side as well as decadent urban night life and crushed dreams.”

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Lost Planet

January 26th, 2007 by alan s.

I don’t know about you, but watching my father get crushed by a slug the size of a building would really piss me off. Definitely not enough to send me endlessly exploring frozen tundras hunting down the damned beast, but pretty unsettled regardless. Luckily for the video game playing world, Lost Planet’s protagonist, tragically named Wayne, takes these sorts of things a bit more personally than I do.

So off we go, Starship Troopers style, on a space age bug exterminating mission. Your fight will take you all across the snow covered landscape of E.D.N III, a desolate planet that humans are attempting to colonize in a last ditch effort to save their race. Unfortunately for us, the planet already serves as home to a variety of insect like aliens known as the Akrid, and they don’t appear to welcome unexpected guests kindly. Let’s face it, the story here isn’t exactly Shakespeare, in fact I’ve read more finely crafted tales on bathroom walls, but Lost Planet makes up for it with hours of old school inspired shootouts in some of the most modern trappings around. Capcom may not have the greatest writers going, but they sure know how to design a cinematic monster of a game in every other respect. Once your eyes start glazing over at the visual orgasm of explosions and bug juice, you’ll forget about the B-list anime dialogue altogether.

All of the action here is presented from a third person perspective, providing a much needed change of pace from the all too standard first person route. And while the controls have taken on a fair amount of criticism, the wide variety of settings should suit all but the most hopeless of gamers. In actuality, Capcom kept most of the interface pretty straightforward. Even the Bionic Commando style grappling hook felt intuitive and natural. While I wouldn’t say it’s without flaws, chances are if you die in Lost Planet, it has more to do with you than the interface.

And you will die. While some of the more lowly forms of life on E.D.N III attack in swarms that prove to be nothing more than cannon fodder (this includes a majority of the brain dead humans roaming about), these mostly serve as roadbumps between screen filling monstrosities and Mechs (or VS suits, as they’ve been dubbed here) that are armed to the teeth. Even some of the standard Akrid will literally dwarf poor Wayne, and they aren’t afraid to gang up on you either. It truly feels like one man against an army, and the scale of the conflicts become even more impressive as the game progresses.

Fortunately for us, Wayne has ready access to a large variety of bug exploding weaponry. Best of all are the formidable VS suits, which range from swift and light, to lumbering and devastatingly powerful. Trying out the impressive selection proves to be one of the most exciting aspects of the game, and these mechanical powerhouses become instrumental in surviving the latter half of the adventure. There’s nothing quite like the feeling of rocketing a VS into the air, as you rain death down upon your enemies below.

And did I mention this game looks great? Aside from the masterful Gears of War, it’s hard to think of a title that trumps Lost Planet visually. You wouldn’t think so much damn snow could possibly look good, but the graphic artists at Capcom did an exceptional job of breathing life into such a barren wasteland. Even better, the creature design is literally unmatched. The Akrid are vile, revolting beasts that make you want to blast them off the screen just by looking at them. I honestly haven’t felt that way since The Facts of Life got cancelled.

Once you’re done with the single player campaign, you can try out the online multiplayer options. I am not the sort of player who feels every new game must have multiplayer tacked on, but in this case it worked out well. While the game type options are pretty standard fare, the enormous levels, and access to VS suits provide a fair bit more depth than your standard online shooter. Teamwork is fairly essential, as a well managed group can easily run through any less than unified opponents. I don’t necessarily see this eclipsing the current Xbox Live leaders, but it’s a worthy addition to the multiplayer lineup.

Suffice it to say, if you’re a fan shooters, particularly the classic variety, this is a no brainer. In a gaming world where new IPs are becoming more and more uncommon, it’s nice to see that a major publisher such as Capcom is still willing to take some risks. Anyone not looking to be drowned in an endless sea of rehashed sequels needs to support the cause by putting their money where their mouth is. Hopefully we’ll all be rewarded with plenty of other original releases in the future, but either way, you’ll get to shoot a hell of a lot of giant bugs right now.

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The Best of 2006 (Better late than never)

January 26th, 2007 by alan s.

The very best albums, films, and video games of 2006, as picked by someone who is not you.
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The Ordinary Boys - How to Get Everything You Ever Wanted in Ten Easy Steps

January 25th, 2007 by alan s.

The Ordinary Boys began as a band on a mission. Taking their musical cues from The Clash and The Smiths, they were determined to use their indie-rock soapbox to deride the evils of mainstream media. A noble, if not wholly original cause, to be sure, but it’s a slippery slope for all but the most independent of musical acts. And it’s one that becomes significantly more so after your frontman stars on Britain’s Celebrity Big Brother. Yes, that Big Brother.

So here’s where I should begin ruthlessly tearing into everything that is wrong with The Ordinary Boys now, something that post-Big Brother becomes a fairly easy, maybe even entertaining, task. But for whatever reason, I don’t want to. Painfully hypocritical career choices aside, Samuel Preston still knows how to write one hell of a catchy song, and that overrides even the most questionable of personal lives. And while they may have lost some (if not most) of their teeth since their punchy debut, Over the Counter Culture, the hooks and melodies have thankfully survived a heavy soaking in commercial sheen.

And this album certainly has plenty of sheen. The ska influence remains, but long gone are the crunchy guitars and more traditional rock arrangements. In their place are drum machines, electro basslines, and even a Lady Sovereign cameo (something that, surprisingly enough, didn’t make me projectile vomit all over my iPod). While I won’t say a return to form would be an unwelcome event, The Ordinary Boys wear this sound damn well. From the tailor made for the dancefloor, new wave bounce of ‘Club Chez-moi’, to the hard to believe it’s not Hard-Fi ‘Lonely at the Top’, these songs should get all but the most self-consciously hip of British kids nodding their heads.

Is there more than a little satire going on here? Preston’s ever protesting lyrics would certainly lead you to believe so. But a better question is, who really cares? Ironic or not, The Ordinary Boys have written an album of songs that will keep you singing along all Summer (it’s really not much of a Winter record) if given half the chance. Maybe it’s time for these guys to hang up their hats as musical revolutionaries and accept the fact they’re far more pop than punk. After all, not every band needs a mission statement.

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It begins.

January 25th, 2007 by alan s.

The two or three of you out there that knew this was in the works probably never believed it would actually get off the ground. Hell, I never believed it’d get off the ground. But boredom, and the inherent need to bitch about everything around me, has finally overpowered unabashed laziness. Lady and gentleman (or maybe that’s gentleman and gentleman): Automaton is now ready to launch.
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